My Lab partner in SL biology lab is no good.

[teacher2]

Been taking SL lab lately. Whizzed through the quizzes in one night. Into the labs now and really struggling. My sister's overfed cat offered his help and support which I knew SL might not appreciate but in desperation I accepted his help.

[teacher2]

And everything was going just fine until... Which taught me that that cats are not a man's best friend. =). The only reason he offered to help was because the beads in Lab 8 rattle like the sound of cat food which is his favorite type of music.

[jsd]

This is why I hate group projects so much, I do all the work while everyone else just curls up and takes a nap

[teacher2]

Well I should of known better. He's not very good at showing up to work. He's works in the field of hunting. Said he got his BS in Tracking Small Mammals from... You know he never said where. Hmm.

[KayV]

At least he's nice to look at lol.
Thank you for the laugh!

[cookderosa]

I'm sorry your experience isn't going well. I had a lab partner too. Mine couldn't read, which was obviously a problem. [ATTACH=CONFIG]2195[/ATTACH]

[teacher2]

LOL! I don't think mine can read either. But then again I guess he can because I caught him googling the stock differences between Purina and Special Kitty. When I asked him about how that's going to help us with cell mitosis he suggested it would be a good time to go to lunch which we did.



Disclaimer: I know we have a lot of psychologist majors on this forum and I am in my right mind. I am just joking and do not really have these conversations with a cat!

[NolaRice]

I love this thread. hilarious

My kitty is a great study partner. She's always around when I study! Here she is helping me with my communication course. Though sometimes if I leave the room and leave study materials unattended, she'll be curled up on my book or laptop keyboard when I return. I call this "learning by osmosis" lol.

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[teacher2]

"Learning by Osmosis" LOL. Well... I must print a retraction. The cat helped me get a 72, 100, 94 and a 98 on those labs. Funny though, you got to wonder how cats are so smart. The cat (his real name is Murray) is truly a lazy bum! But I just wonder if while we humans are puttering around looking for chocolate milk in the fridge if he isn't just typing all the answers into the search engines. When I came back into the room he looked like this. Does he look suspicious to you?

[bluebooger]

maybe you could dissect the cat and get extra credit