Quantitative Reasoning help, please!

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There was an old Joe Walsh album called "The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get"... Well, the older I get, the worser I think.

Thanks for the laugh Brought back memories of a little ditty my mother made me memorize -- just for fun. Now if I can spell these correctly:

Starkle starkle little twink,
who the heck you are you think?
I'm not under the affluence of inkahol
like some thinkle peep I am.
Gee to I fool feelish!

Judy