Heard Any Good Ones Lately?

[Drummerboy]

I'll run with the blonde thing, no offense to anyone; some of my best friends are blonde. . . .

Okay, there were three guys: a black haired man, a brown haired man, and a blonde haired man. They decided they would rob a bank. So, off they went. They arrived at the bank, stormed in, and waved their pistols at the clerk. "Give us your money," they said. And she did.

So out they went, each with a bag of money. The clerk called the police and quickly their cars came squealing down the road with lights flashing and sirens blarring. The three robbers ran through the woods. They found an old abandoned barn where they could hide. They each found an old burlap sack and hopped in. The police were close behind and broke down the door. They searched the barn and found the three sacks. . . .

A police kicked the sack with the black-haired man. "Woof, woof!" the black-haired man said. "Hey, there's a dog in this one!" said the police. He kicked the second bag with the brown-haired man. "Meow," said the brown-haired man. "Hey," the police called, "there's a cat in this one." So, he kicked the third bag with the blonde-haired man and he said . . . "Potatoes!"