Heard Any Good Ones Lately?

[Southron Boy]

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.


Not EVERYONE can be SOUTHERN, it's an art form and a gift from God!



***AMERICAN BY BIRTH -

SOUTHERN BY THE GRACE OF GOD***

Our sole local weekly doesn't even touch national news, and only toys with statewide news. However, the "Social Scene" section about "who ate supper with who" is extremely important. Most everyone is related in town and nearly everbody knows everybody so this kind of info is vital.

Its great living in a small rural community where you can leave your keys in the ignition at the bank and carry a 12 gauge in the front seat. And where you can still eat ice cream at a operating soda fountain in the local Pharmacy.

Things are changing. Some places more than others. GOD BLESS DIXIE!!! WWWWHHHHHOOOPPPPIIIIIIIGGGGGSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOWWWWEEEE!!!!