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Funny Craigslist Ad
#1
I don't even know if this is real.

Quote:Free condoms (300 assorted)
I have three boxes of condoms (100 in each box), assorted sizes and flavors. Must call, no emails please. I will meet you in a public place to deliver. Can ship at your expense. Need these gone, husband getting out of jail and don't want him to find them, but too valuable to go to waste. My pain your gain. Two-one-oh-three-eight-three-two-eight-eight-five.
Free condoms (300 assorted)

It's almost as funny as the ad I saw a few years ago where a parent was giving away his/her son's Xbox or Playstation because of his bad grades. The parent even put the son's phone number in the ad so you could ask him about the specs.
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#2
Ouch!!! Call the son to get the specs on his beloved toy? That's cold. Evil. Had I a child, I wish I could parent that way.
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#3
OMG the first one is hilarious, but the poor kid. I would probably just hide the Xbox for a while.. giving it away seems like a waste of money.
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Three guesses what she has been doing to support herself while her husband was in prison! Too funny! I bet it is a hoax to grab more customers though since Craigslist isn't allowing overt "escort" ads anymore.
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marianne202 Wrote:Three guesses what she has been doing to support herself while her husband was in prison! Too funny! I bet it is a hoax to grab more customers though since Craigslist isn't allowing overt "escort" ads anymore.

Funny you mention that as I sit here watching the Craigslist killer.
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