Admissions/Transcript issues *ugh*

[Vle045]

And once you get those Capella transcripts, please send a copy over to the Department of Redundancy Department.  Thanks 

OMG.  Thank you for the laugh.

---

If you never attended a college there is no transcript. It's not possible for a school to create a transcript for a person who never attended the school. Sounds like you need to speak to the actual Registrar not an assistant or admissions counselor.

ETA: I do wonder if some knucklehead put Capella on your file because of Sophia. They're 2 very separate entities. Capella doesn't have transcripts for Sophia courses.

It is so frustrating and comical.  I told this guy that I contacted Capella (via chat really).  And that they said they would send a letter of Non-attendance.  Dude is making it sound like that won’t work.  Ummm… ok, what are my imaginary dates of attendance?     Lord help me with this one