Dating a Wimp

[sanantone]

Hey don't overestimate testosterone. Sometimes you don't know how a wimpy guy will react when backed in a corner. Case in point, I had this older scrawny cousin who bossed me around for years. Finally when I was in HS and he was in college enough was enough and we had our first and only physical confrontation. I saw the fear in his eyes because he was going to get a beat down by his younger relative. But what happened next was unfathomable. He proceeded to give me a purple nurple. Initially when he grabbed my nipple in his vise grip I started verbally threatening him to let go or else but then he was sooo cynical he twisted even harder to the point tears started flowing from my eyeballs. I was so caught off guard by his unorthodox fighting style and was in too much pain to even retaliate at that point. All I wanted to do was go to my room and nurse my bruised ego and ice my bruised chest. So yeah I got my a$$ whooped by a guy that was half wimp half crustacean.

He might defend himself when backed into a corner, but he has no intention to defend anyone else.