I'm an ordained minister!

[sanantone]

Possibly my favorite religion, simply because it pisses so many people off.

The State of Florida allowed a Christian church to place a nativity scene at the Capitol in Tallahassee, saying they would allow other religions to place their own symbols on the grounds as well. So when the Church of the FSM petitioned to place a Flying Spaghetti Monster on the capitol, they couldn't refuse.....I sh*t you not... Read here

"I thank Thee for the giving of healthful Green Salad, the Yummy Garlic Bread, and the Blessed Cheese for the top of my Spaghetti, and also I am most thankful that If I eat All my Dinner, a Dessert of Extreme Chocolateness will surely follow, preferably Dark Chocolate, for it is Good. Ramen." -Pastafarian prayer

**Edit**
The State of Oklahoma has almost backed itself into the same corner by allowing the Ten Commandments to be placed on their capitol grounds; The Church of Satan is now petitioning to place their own memorial at the capitol.

Satanists Unveil Statue for Oklahoma Capitol

This is funny, but it turns out the proposal was not submitted by the Church of Satan. It was apparently submitted by a former member.
Church of Satan • Oklahoma Monument Proposal