things kids said/did

[Lyanne]

Once when my extended family was on vacation, my mother took my daughter to the pool. My daughter was one of those kids that never wanted the fun to end. If she was having fun swimming, nothing could make her leave. Not hunger, not other plans, etc. She calls my mother Mima and my mother in law Grandma. So Mima is having a very hard time corralling my screaming, crying daughter, plus the beach bag, pool toys, towels, etc. A security guard approaches and asks if she can help. The security guard then tries to reason with my daughter and says something like, "Be a good girl and go home with your grandma". My daughter, in between sobs, screams, "She's not my grandma!"
The security guard uses her nightstick to bar my mom from getting near my daughter. When my mom tried to explain that her other grandma is grandma, and she is Mima, the security guard said, "Step away from the child!".
Security had to come to our villa and ask me to go to the pool area and confirm that my mother was, in fact, who she said she was, lol.