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SAS the Chief's University - Charles Fout - 03-29-2026
Stand by: I will soon announce the founding of the Sure as Shit (SAS) the Chief's University.
I will serve as chancellor, provost, Board of Visitors, and Resident Assistant (regardless of where you may reside.)
A single academic program will be offered There are only Three possible outcomes:
1. Doctor of Philosophy - PhD
2.Master of Philosophy - Mphil
3. You wasted our time. - Get out!
Details to follow
RE: SAS the Chief's University - LevelUP - 03-30-2026
Do you accept cryptocurrency?
RE: SAS the Chief's University - Charles Fout - 03-30-2026
(03-30-2026, 04:17 PM)LevelUP Wrote: Do you accept cryptocurrency?
of course. Bare in mind the process will be very dear.
Very few applicants will even be considered.
Only after the SAS the Chief's University formatted CV is submitted, will an applicant be allowed further consideration. Less than one percent of those interested get past this stage.
Are you kidding me? Let's not waste each other's time!
RE: SAS the Chief's University - jsd - 03-30-2026
Validential already trying to figure out how they can evaluate these as RA equivalent.
RE: SAS the Chief's University - Charles Fout - 03-31-2026
I don't know if SAS the Chief's University will ever concern itself with any sort of accreditation.
Initially we will exercise our religious exemption.
Bishop Kirby J. Hensley, himself, presided over my ordination ceremony
RE: SAS the Chief's University - freeloader - 03-31-2026
I have a friend with an associate's degree from ITT Tech in TV/VCR repair, 6 master's degrees that they got as part of a package deal for $199 on LivingSocial, 3 honorary doctorates and an honorary professorship from Graham International University. (They can send you an AI-generated image of them in GIU regalia, if you would like it). They would like to do the PhD, but they don't want to write a dissertation. If they are accepted, can they do a brief interpretive dance and a ChatGPT-generated slide deck instead?
RE: SAS the Chief's University - Charles Fout - 03-31-2026
Ooh! Sorry
SAS he Chief's University is not the place for your friend.
The journey will be very dear.
The standards are nonnegotiable.
We are only looking for exalted experts (in their own field) who will commit to amplifying the one true signal.
RE: SAS the Chief's University - eLearner - 03-31-2026
I believe I may meet the qualifications. Unfortunately, I'm strapped for cash. Do you still accept San Miguels?
RE: SAS the Chief's University - Charles Fout - 03-31-2026
Here's a thought;
should your CV warrant an interview, You could provide transportation for us to my friend's resort in Baguio City, to tell your "No shitter." The San Miguel is fresh and ice cold. The food is absolutely out of this world.
RE: SAS the Chief's University - Charles Fout - 04-01-2026
Don't panic! Look at your calendar.
Did anyone make the connection?
- My university's name is a homage to Chief Philips
https://youtu.be/Ldbocltb5_o?si=-fhsnTh7zHrHTQps