03-01-2022, 04:47 AM
So, this isn't my first time around the block with COSC. This will actually be my third time going through the application process with them. I've had a bunch of you smart folks look at my degree plan, and I've gone over and over it with a fine toothed comb. I just have the Capstone left. I'm ready.
So, I went to the open house to knock-out the application fee. Turns out you just have to use the same e-mail to apply that you used to attend the open house. To qualify for the waiver you have to apply within two weeks of attending the open house. It's a little earlier than I wanted, I would have preferred a Fall start date, but $50 is $50 like I've been saying, right? No problem. I'll apply now.
I applied Saturday night and waited patiently until offices opened up this morning, so I could see where I stood. One thing I found out in the open house was that I might not have to send in my transcripts all over again. There was a little question as to whether my matriculation 6 years ago would qualify me for that little bonus. Wouldn't that be neat if it did? I thought. I figured I would just wait until Monday and call up there for confirmation.
I log into the application portal yesterday and was immediately greeted by a sea of green check marks saying they had received transcripts from all of my schools, CLEP, and DSST. Now I just have to send them a new Credly/ACE transcript to show my math and all the Sophia and SDC credits I've earned since I got dismissed from COSC. Neat.
There was one red "X" that I had already anticipated. The dreaded: "Dismissal Hold: You have to e-mail the Provost to petition for re-admission to the college." No problem. I knew that was coming, and while I had not written my petition yet, I knew it wouldn't take me long. A little mix of self-reflection and a list of all the awesome things I've accomplished in 6 years. All the projects I have done and am planning to do in Rwanda would surely let him know that I mean business this time. No problem. Neat. Boom! Pow! BA here I come!
So, I get an e-mail from my admissions counselor while I was basking in the glow of my future diploma. Perfect, I said. Let's do this! The exchange went a little something like this:
Him - "Good afternoon Tedium. I’m your admissions counselor. We’re still waiting on transcripts from , but the next start date is Spring Term 2 March 21, or did you want to begin in Summer on May 23?
I also see you’ve chosen a customized plan. Have you given any thought about what areas you might like to combine, or do you need me to cover what’s involved with customizing?"
Now, that little space after "waiting on transcripts from..." caught my eye. Homeslice is using some kind of form e-mail and he didn't fill it in properly. He obviously didn't look too hard at my application because he would have seen the reason it wasn't complete was not a lack of any transcript, but because I had a dismissal hold. No problem, I said. Let's just get this over with.
Me - "I was actually wanting the Liberal Studies concentration, but there was not an option for it. I wanted to combine English and History. I should have all the required courses, including the Cornerstone. I'll just need to take the Liberal Studies Capstone, which is broken up into two courses from what I've read.
For the Liberal Studies English/History Concentration I'll bring in:
-27 credits in English (24 credits Upper Level, 3 credits Lower Level)
-15 credits in History (3 credits Upper Level, 12 credits Lower Level)
I also have:
-3 Upper Level credits Psychology
-3 Upper Level credits Philosophy
So, if my math is correct, I should have all the necessary requirements to graduate except for the Capstone.
I would like to start as late as possible, so May 23 works for me.
The student portal says that you still have all of my transcripts from my last matriculation in 2016. Could you confirm that for me please? I'll need to send in a new ACE/Credly transcript to show my completion of the math requirement. I took two new CLEP exams in the interim, but they do not apply to my degree, so I wasn't planning on sending those in unless I needed the elective credits for some reason.
The student portal also says that I need to write the Provost for re-admission since I was dismissed. Could you please go over what information the Provost will be needing in that e-mail? I can send that later tonight, but I wanted to make sure I had all the required information to save us all some time."
And I get this in response:
Him - "Hi Tedium. Thanks for the quick response. There is actually one item on your checklist that I missed. As a returning student after an academic dismissal you need to also reach out to the provost for permission to return. The provost is Mr. Dave Ferreira dferreira@charteroak.edu."
WTF?!?!
So, I just start writing because obviously this guy is a robot and I'm not going to have any sort of meaningful dialogue with him. I am about halfway done with my petition, it's closing time on the east coast, and I get this e-mail:
Him - "Hi Tedium. To follow up on my last email, you will need to go through Jennifer Washington, our registrar. I have cc’d her on this email for your convenience. You can reach out to her and she will provide you with the petition form needed for you to seek approval to return.
Let me know if I can answer anything else in the meantime."
I'm just so done right now. Off to a great start!
So, I went to the open house to knock-out the application fee. Turns out you just have to use the same e-mail to apply that you used to attend the open house. To qualify for the waiver you have to apply within two weeks of attending the open house. It's a little earlier than I wanted, I would have preferred a Fall start date, but $50 is $50 like I've been saying, right? No problem. I'll apply now.
I applied Saturday night and waited patiently until offices opened up this morning, so I could see where I stood. One thing I found out in the open house was that I might not have to send in my transcripts all over again. There was a little question as to whether my matriculation 6 years ago would qualify me for that little bonus. Wouldn't that be neat if it did? I thought. I figured I would just wait until Monday and call up there for confirmation.
I log into the application portal yesterday and was immediately greeted by a sea of green check marks saying they had received transcripts from all of my schools, CLEP, and DSST. Now I just have to send them a new Credly/ACE transcript to show my math and all the Sophia and SDC credits I've earned since I got dismissed from COSC. Neat.
There was one red "X" that I had already anticipated. The dreaded: "Dismissal Hold: You have to e-mail the Provost to petition for re-admission to the college." No problem. I knew that was coming, and while I had not written my petition yet, I knew it wouldn't take me long. A little mix of self-reflection and a list of all the awesome things I've accomplished in 6 years. All the projects I have done and am planning to do in Rwanda would surely let him know that I mean business this time. No problem. Neat. Boom! Pow! BA here I come!
So, I get an e-mail from my admissions counselor while I was basking in the glow of my future diploma. Perfect, I said. Let's do this! The exchange went a little something like this:
Him - "Good afternoon Tedium. I’m your admissions counselor. We’re still waiting on transcripts from , but the next start date is Spring Term 2 March 21, or did you want to begin in Summer on May 23?
I also see you’ve chosen a customized plan. Have you given any thought about what areas you might like to combine, or do you need me to cover what’s involved with customizing?"
Now, that little space after "waiting on transcripts from..." caught my eye. Homeslice is using some kind of form e-mail and he didn't fill it in properly. He obviously didn't look too hard at my application because he would have seen the reason it wasn't complete was not a lack of any transcript, but because I had a dismissal hold. No problem, I said. Let's just get this over with.
Me - "I was actually wanting the Liberal Studies concentration, but there was not an option for it. I wanted to combine English and History. I should have all the required courses, including the Cornerstone. I'll just need to take the Liberal Studies Capstone, which is broken up into two courses from what I've read.
For the Liberal Studies English/History Concentration I'll bring in:
-27 credits in English (24 credits Upper Level, 3 credits Lower Level)
-15 credits in History (3 credits Upper Level, 12 credits Lower Level)
I also have:
-3 Upper Level credits Psychology
-3 Upper Level credits Philosophy
So, if my math is correct, I should have all the necessary requirements to graduate except for the Capstone.
I would like to start as late as possible, so May 23 works for me.
The student portal says that you still have all of my transcripts from my last matriculation in 2016. Could you confirm that for me please? I'll need to send in a new ACE/Credly transcript to show my completion of the math requirement. I took two new CLEP exams in the interim, but they do not apply to my degree, so I wasn't planning on sending those in unless I needed the elective credits for some reason.
The student portal also says that I need to write the Provost for re-admission since I was dismissed. Could you please go over what information the Provost will be needing in that e-mail? I can send that later tonight, but I wanted to make sure I had all the required information to save us all some time."
And I get this in response:
Him - "Hi Tedium. Thanks for the quick response. There is actually one item on your checklist that I missed. As a returning student after an academic dismissal you need to also reach out to the provost for permission to return. The provost is Mr. Dave Ferreira dferreira@charteroak.edu."
WTF?!?!
So, I just start writing because obviously this guy is a robot and I'm not going to have any sort of meaningful dialogue with him. I am about halfway done with my petition, it's closing time on the east coast, and I get this e-mail:
Him - "Hi Tedium. To follow up on my last email, you will need to go through Jennifer Washington, our registrar. I have cc’d her on this email for your convenience. You can reach out to her and she will provide you with the petition form needed for you to seek approval to return.
Let me know if I can answer anything else in the meantime."
I'm just so done right now. Off to a great start!
IN-PROGRESS:
???
MAYBE:
Texas A&M University-Commerce -
BAAS General Studies
BAAS Organizational Leadership
COMPLETED:
Southeast Tourism Society - TMP (02/2020)
Pierpont Community and Technical College - AAS BOG, AOE: English (12/2018)
FEMA - PDS Certificate (04/30/2014)
GED (11/16/2004)
???
MAYBE:
Texas A&M University-Commerce -
BAAS General Studies
BAAS Organizational Leadership
COMPLETED:
Southeast Tourism Society - TMP (02/2020)
Pierpont Community and Technical College - AAS BOG, AOE: English (12/2018)
FEMA - PDS Certificate (04/30/2014)
GED (11/16/2004)