Aaaaaaarrrrgggg!!!!!!

[Maniac Craniac]

And believe me, after watching episodes of "When Animals Attack" and "Human Prey", I tend to agree with you on the wolves. I'm glad I carry concealed for just such an occasion.

Actually, your best protection, and I am sure this is not at all news to you, is that it is incredibly rare that wolves will attack humans, even when the human is alone and has no escape route. Of course, I can picture my own death as looking something like this:

*Maniac Craniac is busy being awesome when suddenly...*

Maniac Craniac: NOOO!!!! ARrrrr!!! What you are doing is stat... istic... ally... improb... able..... *silence*