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Don't do a diploma mill. Even if it works, can you imagine the repercussions it could have not only in your professional life, but your personal life? It could be a huge problem. Or if one day you get notoriety for a good thing, people will look deep onto you and find out about the fake diploma. You could probably get a college diploma in one or two years here, and you will be certain that it won't backfire in the future.

Yeah, diploma mill is out of the question after everything I read. I have been looking into umpi and feeling like I can do it in 1-2 sessions to enroll into my MS of choice quicker. I am still unsure if that this amount of time is plausible. Is there an average hours required to completion section anywhere?