05-18-2008, 03:25 PM
You have to look like brad pitt or something because i lost interest just reading that. hilarious
Hey but you cant knock it, if it works.
Hey but you cant knock it, if it works.
jake.fl.1987 Wrote:I am infamous for aproaching girls in the mall that I fancy. A generalized version of what I do is below. Although it is situational and changes slightly to fit each girl and setting.
Excuse me, My name is Jake. I am in a bit of a rush to leave because I have to be (insert important place here) in a minute. But I think you are very (insert something apropriate here, the more situational the better). I was wandering if I could get your phone number (If I am in a cofee shop or someplace they are on the computer when I aproach I say email, then ask them to write down their phone number while their writing their email). I would love to chat with you and see where it leade. However like I said, I have to be somewhere at the moment.
It works often enough for me to keep doing it.
[SIZE="3"][SIZE="2"][SIZE="1"][SIZE="1"][SIZE="4"][SIZE="4"][FONT="Arial Narrow"]"Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies!" Its always sunny in Philadelphia.
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[SIZE="1"][FONT="Arial Narrow"]tesc credit banked
FEMA IS courses- alot
Aleks completed-many of them
Cleps:Spanish 67
Associates in psychology UOP
TESC BA in psychology[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]
attempting currently
Masters in counseling