LinkedIN and other job fishing holes

[bluebooger]

I got a LinkedIn solely because I completed a statistics.com course and they game me a digital certificate that could be posted on LinkedIn

so I figured "I've got the certificate, I might as well make an account"

for my profile I posted the actual city I live in, but for job description I posted "blah blah blah"

about a 3 months later I get a really nice email from LinkedIn saying my job description was a violation of Terms of Service, and could I please post my real job title

so I changed my location to Provo, Utah (which is about 1/2 across the country from where I really live) and changed my occupation to farmer (I'm actually a computer programmer)

every week or so I get emails from LinkedIn about jobs available in Provo, Utah LOL

and emails reminding me to sign up for a premium account ($30 per month, yeah, right)