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Tragic News....Death In the Family....
#1
Hello my dear friends.

I regret to inform you that there was a death this afternoon. Another CLEP exam was pronounced dead at 2:24pm. The victim, Principles of Marketing was reportedly beaten 72 times.

The test administrator at the scene reported that the perpetrator, mlwilliamsiv a.k.a Marshall, viciously beat the CLEP exam senseless for a full 90 minutes. The perpetrator had been plotting on this exam for 8 days prior to the incident.

Testing centers across Ohio are being warned that there is an InstantCert madman on the loose and to schedule future appointments with caution.

The perpetrator was said to have no known ties to the CLEP Principles of Marketing exam other than what was found on his accomplices website...InstantCert.com.

The fugitive is still loose and whereabouts unknown. Unidentified sources say that he will strike again next week. The possible victim is reported to be the Introductory Business Law CLEP. CLEP Introductory Business Law was not available for comment.

For more detailed coverage PM mlwilliamsiv for further information!!!!!!


HEY GUYS!!!! I thought you'd get a kick out of this story!!! I made it up on the way home from the testing center!!! Can you believe that I got a 72 with just 8 days study!!! Going over all 315 flashcards three times and reading the HarperCollins College Outline on Introduction to Marketing!!! Today is a great day!!! 3 more credits!!!

Thanks to all for their continued support and encouragement. It is always greatly appreciated!!!! IC is a godsend!!!

Chat with you guys later.

From a loyal degree seeker,

Marshall
Thomas Edison State University (TESU)
Enrolled in BA in Liberal Studies - 105/120 Completed


Associate in Science, Excelsior College
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#2
You have me in stitches!hilarious Congratulations! Don't underestimate your next "victim", I failed it the first time around.

Farmerboy
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#3
Way to go Marshall. Congratulations!!!!!

Doug
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#4
you had me cracking up. At first when I read the headline and first sentance I thought a family member died. Then after reading the story I was laughing.
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#5
hilarious hilarious LOL! And people tell me *I* have a flair for drama..........that was a hoot!

CONGRATULATIONS on your score! Fantastic!
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#6
Normally I would have to say - "Police - Get on the ground!!" but today I'll just have to look the other way and let you get away - CONGRATS!!!!!
ShotoJuku +
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#7
Congrats yeah to kill that clep
Judy -
AS - Computer Science - Andover college
BS - Mgmt Information Systems -June 08
MS - Info Systems Mgmt - Start Aug 08 - UMBC
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#8
Congratulations, Marshall! Great job Big Grin
[SIZE="2"]TECEP's passed:[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]English Composition 102[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Technical Writing[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Psychology of Women[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Word Processing Fundamentals[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Introduction to Computer Information Systems[/SIZE]

[SIZE="2"]CLEP's passed:[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Analyzing and Interpreting Literature - 60[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Principles of Management - 71[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Principles of Marketing - 67[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Principles of Macroeconomics - 54 [/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Principles of Microeconomics - 57 [/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Introduction to Business Law- 65 [/SIZE]

[SIZE="2"]DSST's passed:[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Principles of Supervision - 59[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Introduction to Business - 63[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Principles of Financial Accounting- 54[/SIZE]

[SIZE="2"]FEMA Credits earned: 15[/SIZE]

[SIZE="2"]ALEKS Intro to Stats completed 3/10/09 [/SIZE]

[SIZE="2"]ASBA - TESC - 3/6/09
BSBA - general management in progress
[/SIZE]


[SIZE="1"]Working on: PF Business and Technical Writing[/SIZE]
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#9
Hey Marshall,

You had me going for almost a full second there when I saw the headline!! I was like OMG did something happen to Marshall!

Congrats! Awesome score! Really happy for you that you did so well!
CLEPS/DANTES ATTEMPTED/PASSED Big Grin -21 Classes credited:
[SIZE=1][SIZE=1]- Human/Cultural Geography (SOC300) 69/Nov 08

[/SIZE]- Intro to Business Law (LEG100) 73/Nov 08
- Astronomy (HUM300) 68/Nov 08
- Human Resource Management (BUS310) 73/Jul 08
- Money and Banking (ECO320) 64/Jun 08
- Principles of Finance (FIN100) 67/May 08
- Principles of Macroeconomics (ECO100) 75/Apr 08
- Principles of Marketing 74/Apr 08
- Introduction to World Religions (HUM400) 78/Apr 08
- Analyzing & Interpreting Lit 69/Mar 08 (6 credits)
- Introductory Psychology 74/Feb 08
- Introductory Sociology 73/Jan 08
- Principles of Mgmt 75/Dec 05
- English Comp (cold) 59/Sep 05 (6 credits)
- Information Systems & Computer Apps 72/Sep 05
- College French Language 75/Jun 05 (12 credits)

+Traditional Credits Earned 2005-2008: 17 classes - last 3 traditional classes completed Oct/08
ALL DONE NOV 08. Degree received: BS in Business Administration, minor in Management, SCL. Saved $$$$$ and Time - Thanks to InstantCert.[/SIZE]
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#10
Way to go Marshall...you'll ace Business Law...
Excelsior BS - General Business - 2008
Jacksonville State University - MBA - 2010(Done)

121 credits...ALL DONE BABY!!!

54 credits transferred in from prior college
54 credits by examination
6 credits from community college
3 credits from CSU-Pueblo (Operations Management)
4 credits for Information Literacy and Business Strategy from Excelsior

CLEP:
Principles of Macroeconomics (64)
Principles of Microeconomics (61)
Principles of Marketing (66)
Principles of Management (72)
Info Systems and Comp Applications (57)
Introductory Business Law (65)
Social Sciences & History (61)
DSST:
Principles of Supervision (58)
Principles of Statistics (67)
Introduction to Computing (60)
Principles of Financial Accounting (56)
Principles of Finance (55)
Money and Banking (52)
Ethics in America (66)
Management Information Systems (58)
ECE:
Ethics: Theory and Practice (B)
Organizational Behavior ©

GMAT: 600
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