02-13-2013, 02:37 PM
Just thought it would be fun to post some of our favorite jokes/funny stories.
Here's one of mine:
A married couple goes to a car dealership to go pick out a car.
The guy says to his wife, "I really, really, want a truck.. I just got to have one." the wife then says "But honey I really want something fast.... like something that can go from 0 to 250 in three seconds flat." The guy then says: "But I really want a truck" The wife then says: "but its closer to my birthday!" after some more bickering back and forth they go home without buying a car. At the wife's birthday she opens the present from her husband which reveals a scale. A bit disappointed, the wife says "Why did you get me this?" the husband then said "well you wanted something that goes from 0 to 250 in three seconds flat!!"
Here's one of mine:
A married couple goes to a car dealership to go pick out a car.
The guy says to his wife, "I really, really, want a truck.. I just got to have one." the wife then says "But honey I really want something fast.... like something that can go from 0 to 250 in three seconds flat." The guy then says: "But I really want a truck" The wife then says: "but its closer to my birthday!" after some more bickering back and forth they go home without buying a car. At the wife's birthday she opens the present from her husband which reveals a scale. A bit disappointed, the wife says "Why did you get me this?" the husband then said "well you wanted something that goes from 0 to 250 in three seconds flat!!"
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