Retired

[Gary]

I told youse guys, I'm retired! You can throw snowballs at my windshield from up on the hill, behind the tree, I ain't responding. You have been given ample opportunity for correction in your life. You choose to go down the wrong path. I'm turning the flashlight off and saving the batteries. Continue to follow "your friends" Rush, Hannity and Beck. They don't have compassion, vision, heck, they don't even have college degrees! How can you listen to that crap? F-BOY and JW, have fun in the pasteurs, and keep them thar hands held high. Newly reporting ERAUJ, at ease. Your not inspection ready, I'm gonna have to give you a hit for Irish pennants cause your a mess. I will not repond to idle challenges, you had your chances. Like I said before, I will lurk and check out some posts but from here on out kids, I'm busy. See your head honcho, BW for further guidance.................On second thought, that's not such a good idea. He's a lost ball in the tall weeds. Certainly you guys must have some type of survival manual to refer to. After all there's less and less of you every day. U're becomin extinct! What a refreshing thought!!!!

[ERAUCJ]

"I will not repond to idle challenges, you had your chances. Like I said before, I will lurk and check out some posts but from here on out kids, I'm busy."

Sounds like a kid that lived in the same neighborhood I did growing up. He thought he knew EVERYTHING when in fact he was a complete DS.
"I'm taking my ball and going home! Screw you guys!!! :mad:

"After all there's less and less of you every day."

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You should see your doctor about your denial condition (while you still can) like I tried to tell you in an earlier post.

On second thought, are you the same kid from my old neighborhood? hilarious

[Farmerboy]

Way to cut and run, yet still think that you won.

May your new governor serve you well!

[jaer57]

I ain't responding.

This topic reminds me of Brett Favre for some reason...

[ERAUCJ]

You may be on to something there. He may come back in the form of a new I.D. (uniform).

No worries though. He will be back. He's just anguishing over what to post.

[Gary]

LAST INTERVIEW BEFORE RETIREMENT!

UFC: Dana, how do you feel about Gary retiring?
Dana: He was a defender of the people, he will be missed BUT, we have some terrific new talent out there. If they want to get in the fray, that is up to them.
UFC: Who are the up and comers?
Dana: Martialartist was very versatile, stick and move type of fighter. He was well liked and time will tell if he wants to move up. He’s been in the fight game a lotta yrs, that can take its toll. But he showed he was game.
UFC: Did he have any weaknesses?
Dana: Not really. I think if he worked on his SpellCheck, he’d be a dominant force.
UFC: Any other new talent?
Dana: We have others in the wings, they pop up from time to time. Great posts, then their gone temporarily. But then they come back, something in them moves them to action.
UFC: What about some of the other talent out there.
Dana: Well. BW should stick to play by play. He’s got quite the temper. He attacks guns a blazin, but he throws out a lot of unsubstantiated charges. Always threatening. He should stay in the studio. FBOY (aka Big Country), young talent, smart, just led astray. If he could just break from that management group over there, he could have a bright future. He knows the moves, good takedown, but just not a finisher. We could change that. ERAUJ, well he’s a newcomer to the game. He’s a ground and pounder but no defense. Likes to attack quickly, but then he seems to stumble a bit, like he’s thinking another strategy. Some times you can get caught up in the action a little too much, if you know what I mean? JWilson08, well, F-BOY’s accomplice. He is susceptible to the rear naked choke. He moves forward, swinging for the fences, if he connects, it could be lights out. Problem is, he misses a lot. That leaves him exposed to the Kimura or the Arm Triangle. Dc67, we’ve been trying to convert him for awhile because we think he’d be a great fit in the organization. He keeps rebuffing our advances. He’s actually in his own alliance, which is a good thing. He’s more of a smooth, polished banger. Has knowledge in all aspects of combat. You gotta be on your toes. You can’t throw an Armbar on him, he’s too experienced for that. The best way to handle him I believe is jabs/hooks.
UFC: Anything else you’d like to say, Dana?
Dana: We will see how things turn out. People always call out other people trying to bring them out of retirement. They threaten or insult. They say things that are fallacy. Gary has been a pretty good ambassador for the organization. He respects the lower & middle class, those who are our core customers. What I understand is he’s busy w/schoolwork and family and getting ready for grad work. He was the RAID that stirred up the hornet’s nest. My feeling is eventually he’ll be back. In the meantime, I’m quite certain others will step forward to take up the cause. After all, one organization controls all the power, the other is having a heck of a time trying to get ahead. That makes for interesting dialogue.
UFC: Thanks Dana for a great interview.
Dana: Not a problem!

[Ruddigore]

Way to cut and run, yet still think that you won.

Oo. That rhymed, though you'd need to axe "that" to make the meter work. Sorry, I've got poetry on the mind. GRE tomorrow. :eek:

By the way, Gary, I've never listened to Rush, Hannity, or Beck, and yet...somehow, I'm still a conservative. Ah well.

[jaer57]

There's an awful lot of effort being put into "not responding" and retirement here...

[ERAUCJ]

"UFC: Thanks Dana for a great interview.
Dana: Not a problem!"



….and now back to our regular scheduled programming.

Please tune in next week where we interview a very special person with an enormous ego combined with a room temperature IQ. We will explore how these two abnormalities can function at the same time and how they sent this very special person into complete denial of his condition.

Until then folks,
Keep Your Head in the Sand and Keep Grasping for Straws!!! hilarious

[ShotoJuku]

[COLOR="Navy"]Couglin's Law: bury the dead, they stink up the joint.

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