Homework Incomplete - Comical or funny yet interesting excuses?

[bjcheung77]

Hey everyone... Just curious, what was the most interesting thing you've heard when someone was trying to explain why they didn't complete their homework or something along those lines?

Yes, I have a Maltese Poodle mix puppy about 5 months old, he's eaten plenty of my homework drafts I print out, but that's not an excuse I'll use, I get things done accordingly and on time, before the deadlines.

What was a valid reason you've heard before? Most of the valid ones I hear or read about are those who have those 'Life Happens' moments. YouTube has a few of these funnies from kids, I get a chuckle out of them sometimes...